This is the funnest thing I have ever seen....
So I was on myspace today and I was reading the bulletions. I received a really funny one....I will post the instructions along with the map. Read it carefully!!!!! Who knew it would be this easy to get to London from New York....
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on "maps"
3. Click on "get directions"
4. Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. Hit "get directions"
7. Scroll down to step #23
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St
0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn left at Park Row
0.1 mi
1 min
3.
Slight right at Frankfort St
0.3 mi
1 min
4.
Turn left at Pearl St
56 ft
5.
Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp
0.4 mi
1 min
6.
Merge onto FDR Dr N
7.7 mi
12 mins
7.
Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy
0.4 mi
2 mins
8.
Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
1 min
9.
Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England
0.6 mi
1 min
10.
Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven
1.9 mi
2 mins
11.
Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven
0.3 mi
12.
Merge onto Bruckner Expy
5.0 mi
6 mins
13.
Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
...
14.
Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford
36.8 mi
37 mins
...
15.
Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston
0.4 mi
16.
Merge onto CT-15 N
1.7 mi
2 mins
17.
Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins
...
18.
Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins
...
19.
Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy
0.4 mi
1 min
20.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave
0.8 mi
3 mins
21.
Turn right at Central St
0.1 mi
22.
Turn right at Long Wharf
0.1 mi
23.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean
3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours
...
24.
Slight right at E05
0.5 mi
2 mins
25.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban
0.1 mi
26.
Turn right at E05
5.7 mi
10 mins
27.
Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens
Toll road
27.8 mi
23 mins
...
28.
Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen
Toll road
1.1 mi
1 min
29.
Merge onto A29/E44
Toll road
22.6 mi
19 mins
...
30.
Take the exit onto A28/E402
45.6 mi
37 mins
...
31.
Take the exit onto A16/E402 toward Boulogne/Calais
Toll road
44.3 mi
38 mins
...
32.
Take exit 29 toward Boulogne-Centre/Outreau/Le Portel
0.6 mi
1 min
33.
Merge onto N416
1.1 mi
1 min
34.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto N1
0.4 mi
1 min
35.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1
0.1 mi
1 min
36.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1
0.9 mi
2 mins
37.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit
0.6 mi
1 min
38.
Slight left at Rue Ferdinand Farjon
427 ft
39.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit
0.4 mi
1 min
40.
Slight right at Dover - Boulougne-sur-Mer
30.1 mi
1 hour 50 mins
...
41.
Continue on Dover - Boulogne-sur-Mer
0.2 mi
42.
Continue on Eastern Service Rd
0.3 mi
2 mins
43.
Turn right at E Ramp
0.4 mi
2 mins
44.
Slight right at Dock Exit Rd
0.1 mi
45.
At Eastern Docks Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20
0.6 mi
2 mins
46.
Slight left to stay on A20
0.3 mi
47.
At Prince of Wales Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20/Limekiln St
0.2 mi
1 min
48.
At Limekiln Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto A20
0.3 mi
1 min
49.
At Western Heights Roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on A20
7.0 mi
8 mins
50.
Continue on M20 (signs for M20/London/Ashford)
49.7 mi
47 mins
...
51.
Continue on A20 (signs for London (SE)/Lewisham)
9.7 mi
15 mins
52.
At Clifton's Roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20
2.2 mi
6 mins
53.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20
1.3 mi
4 mins
54.
Slight left at A2
0.7 mi
2 mins
55.
Slight right at A2/Kender St
72 ft
56.
Turn right at Kender St
0.3 mi
1 min
57.
Turn left at A2
1.9 mi
5 mins
58.
At Brick Layers Arms, take the 1st exit onto A201/New Kent Rd
0.6 mi
2 mins
59.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A302/St George's Rd
0.4 mi
1 min
60.
Turn left at A3203/Lambeth Rd
0.6 mi
3 mins
61.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A3203
0.2 mi
1 min
62.
At Horseferry Rd, take the 3rd exit onto A3212
0.4 m
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on "maps"
3. Click on "get directions"
4. Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. Hit "get directions"
7. Scroll down to step #23
Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St
0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn left at Park Row
0.1 mi
1 min
3.
Slight right at Frankfort St
0.3 mi
1 min
4.
Turn left at Pearl St
56 ft
5.
Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp
0.4 mi
1 min
6.
Merge onto FDR Dr N
7.7 mi
12 mins
7.
Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy
0.4 mi
2 mins
8.
Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road
0.4 mi
1 min
9.
Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England
0.6 mi
1 min
10.
Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven
1.9 mi
2 mins
11.
Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven
0.3 mi
12.
Merge onto Bruckner Expy
5.0 mi
6 mins
13.
Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
...
14.
Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford
36.8 mi
37 mins
...
15.
Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston
0.4 mi
16.
Merge onto CT-15 N
1.7 mi
2 mins
17.
Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts
40.7 mi
38 mins
...
18.
Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road
56.0 mi
56 mins
...
19.
Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy
0.4 mi
1 min
20.
Merge onto Atlantic Ave
0.8 mi
3 mins
21.
Turn right at Central St
0.1 mi
22.
Turn right at Long Wharf
0.1 mi
23.
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean
3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours
...
24.
Slight right at E05
0.5 mi
2 mins
25.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban
0.1 mi
26.
Turn right at E05
5.7 mi
10 mins
27.
Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens
Toll road
27.8 mi
23 mins
...
28.
Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen
Toll road
1.1 mi
1 min
29.
Merge onto A29/E44
Toll road
22.6 mi
19 mins
...
30.
Take the exit onto A28/E402
45.6 mi
37 mins
...
31.
Take the exit onto A16/E402 toward Boulogne/Calais
Toll road
44.3 mi
38 mins
...
32.
Take exit 29 toward Boulogne-Centre/Outreau/Le Portel
0.6 mi
1 min
33.
Merge onto N416
1.1 mi
1 min
34.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto N1
0.4 mi
1 min
35.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1
0.1 mi
1 min
36.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1
0.9 mi
2 mins
37.
At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit
0.6 mi
1 min
38.
Slight left at Rue Ferdinand Farjon
427 ft
39.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit
0.4 mi
1 min
40.
Slight right at Dover - Boulougne-sur-Mer
30.1 mi
1 hour 50 mins
...
41.
Continue on Dover - Boulogne-sur-Mer
0.2 mi
42.
Continue on Eastern Service Rd
0.3 mi
2 mins
43.
Turn right at E Ramp
0.4 mi
2 mins
44.
Slight right at Dock Exit Rd
0.1 mi
45.
At Eastern Docks Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20
0.6 mi
2 mins
46.
Slight left to stay on A20
0.3 mi
47.
At Prince of Wales Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20/Limekiln St
0.2 mi
1 min
48.
At Limekiln Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto A20
0.3 mi
1 min
49.
At Western Heights Roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on A20
7.0 mi
8 mins
50.
Continue on M20 (signs for M20/London/Ashford)
49.7 mi
47 mins
...
51.
Continue on A20 (signs for London (SE)/Lewisham)
9.7 mi
15 mins
52.
At Clifton's Roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20
2.2 mi
6 mins
53.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on A20
1.3 mi
4 mins
54.
Slight left at A2
0.7 mi
2 mins
55.
Slight right at A2/Kender St
72 ft
56.
Turn right at Kender St
0.3 mi
1 min
57.
Turn left at A2
1.9 mi
5 mins
58.
At Brick Layers Arms, take the 1st exit onto A201/New Kent Rd
0.6 mi
2 mins
59.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A302/St George's Rd
0.4 mi
1 min
60.
Turn left at A3203/Lambeth Rd
0.6 mi
3 mins
61.
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A3203
0.2 mi
1 min
62.
At Horseferry Rd, take the 3rd exit onto A3212
0.4 m
posted by Mary Beth @ 1:44 PM
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